ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain, via perks-of-being-chinese)

snorlaxatives:

how do i tell someone i don’t care without sounding like i don’t care

(via hotboyproblems)

awwww-cute:

Celebrating Easter with a snake

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

epic-humor:

emtothethird:

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

(Source: emtothethird, via pizza)

noctstiel:

oh-mrwinchester-oh:

fasterfood:

oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

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goD DAMNIT

(via hotboyproblems)

swarnpert:

world war 1 was hella bad

(via pizza)